Classier Golden Balls (Whoever gets the reference is my friend forever.)
So, remember how I mentioned this news show where some reporter grabbed David Beckham's balls? Apparently, he's on loan from LA Galaxy to AC Milan (please) so this intrepid reporter named Elena Di Cioccio decided to see if Beckham was worthy of his wife's nickname for him, Golden Balls. He's been in some underwear ads and there were some accusations that his underwear had been stuffed. And Elena discovered that Il Beckham is small. Quelle surprise. So why hasn't she been sued or arrested or something? Like WTF?
Also, watching the afternoon news has made me realize that a lot of Italian news programs are organized like talk shows or game shows. And people say Americans have short attention spans.
Also too an ad just came on for a Fiat car. A bunch of lazy black men are lolling around in a tropical paradise. But lo! A perfect white family needs help loading their car! So the lazy black men take all of their worldly possessions and put them into the car, to show the perfect white family just how much room their Fiat car/child rapist van (true story, that's what it looks like) has, and then everyone drives away together. Now there's a report about Haiti. The end.
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